Descripción de You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics):

You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute Flight Of The Conchords Series Two - Episode Two - The New Cup Oooohooooh Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight Oh no, his pants are too tight My pants are too tight He stands there, an empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home He'll have to walk home tonight Don't have enough for the ride The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his one tool You can put away your tool, Jemaine You don't have to be, a prostitute No no no no no You can say no, to being a man hoe A male jigalo You don't have to be, a prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe He can't see his way out I can not see my way out He can't see his way out Male prostitution seems to be my only option He can't see his way out I can not see my way out He can't see his way out No, no, no, no, no He sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills But check your résumé, you must have some other skills Do you have any other skills? Like typing? They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe it would be OK if he lived alone Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home You don't have to be, a prostitute No no no no no You can say no, to being a man hoe A male jigalo You don't have to be, a prostitute No no no no no You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe