Descripción de "Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé:

iTUNES LINK: http://tinyurl.com/5smbl8a Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ybs4wqq If that link is blocked, try this one: http://youtu.be/gcF9ICgLqi4 Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp37h0yY4j4 Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink fire water But I don't want the keys to your van What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn We can shoot a unicorn Girl, I know you'll like the horn And I'm gonna keep you warm Till you wake up in the morning I know you ain't a bitch Oops I didn't mean to do that I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (sniff, sniff) Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Hey, that's ok girl! Them strawberries look juicy Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home Bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home I got your Barbie zucchini Happy Monsoon Day! And you promised you'd lick it I'm gonna save a mental kitty I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading